Wednesday, 8 September 2010

The Dove World Outreach Centre (or The Evangelical Church of St Christ The Nutter)

Welcome to The Evangelical Church of St Christ The Nutter(Or, The Dove World Outreach Center, Gainesville, Florida, U.S.A.)

For those who have been hiding under rocks recently, a church in Gainesville, Florida, has been advocating a ‘Burn The Koran day’ in the garden of their church to show Muslims of the World that they stand against them.
Judging by the amount of publicity Pastor Terry Jones has evoked, you would think it a Monty Python sketch, but unfortunately it is not THAT Terry Jones and it really isn’t that funny and the fact that it is going to be held on the anniversary of 9/11 just beggars belief ?
Thankfully, this horrendous stunt has been condemned throughout the world by normal people worldwide but the problem is, how do you arrest and charge a nut job like that without him using the usual ‘I am being persecuted for my Christian Belief’ as a defence ?

America might be the land of the free, but unfortunately as the world has seen so many times previously, it is also the land of the stark raving religious lunatic, and this sums that up so well…

I wouldn’t mind if he was going to put his faith in God to the test by carrying out his threat in a Muslim country…
Hell ! I’d probably go and watch, but Gainesville, Florida… Wow ! That’s a hotbed of radical Islam, isn’t it ?
How brave is that ?
Unfortunately the media lap this sort of thing up, and people like Jones get the publicity they crave for their decidedly wonky views, but who is really going to
suffer… Apart from some poor sod whose government has sent them to Iraq or Afghanistan as part of a peace keeping force, let’s say ?
Just us.
Just the normal everyday folk who go about their legitimate business on a daily basis and whether that involves a trip to a church, mosque or temple is immaterial…
We are the ones who are going to suffer.
And why ?
Because Christianity, like Islam, is a broad church and admits anyone…
Even nutters !
Which makes a pretty good case for banning membership of both organisations and a few more besides on the grounds of war, murder, hatred, intolerance, ignorance, bigotry, and so many ‘o-phobias that it would be a waste of time to list them…
But this ?
This could only happen in America.
Forgive them Lord… They know not what they do…

Oi ! God ! I want a word with you… Did you put that retard here to test my faith, or what ?
I’ll tell you now, sunshine… It ain’t funny, and I think you’re being a bit of a cunt…
We’ve had Bush and B’liar, Abu Hamza and Wayne fucking Rooney… How many more of your fucking comedians are you gonna dump on us ?
At least give us Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, Peter Cook and Bill Hicks back, and we might have a fighting chance ?

See… I’m ok with MY God.
I can talk to him and generally he just takes the piss, but that’s what Gods do because they are Gods and they can get away with it.

Welcome to the Evangelical Church of St Christ The Nutter…
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